Ardtalla on the Novar Estate is an excellent place to have a party or wedding.
Fat Mac told me that nowadays he avoids party houses, ever since the time a couple of years back, when he stayed in one. As usual, he had far too many beers on the first night and felt awful the next day. He went down to breakfast late, to be greeted by everyone else staying in the house with a standing ovation.
“What’s up?” he enquired.
“That was some exhibition you put on last night!” someone said.
“Eh? Things are a bit hazy, but I don’t think there were any faux pas, were there?” Fat Mac continued.
“No. But your Elvis impersonations were fantastic!” someone said.
“I’ve never seen such an enthusiastic nude Elvis impersonation” someone else said.
Fat Mac thought they were just putting him on, until they showed him the photographic evidence. Thank goodness for a strategically placed, small flower pot.